Fact or Fiction – Part 3
Uses of the Greek God.
(In no particular order)
@An anti -aging cream- apply at bed time and become 10 years younger overnight
@If you are ever tense, it works as a mind ‘n’ muscle relaxant too
-@self realisation short cut, yogis meditating for centuries ‘n’ yet have not found favour with God can avail of immediate levitation and redemption
@natural sleeping pill, the modern man ‘n’ his tired bones are assured of restful sleep several hours every night or a rejevunating afternoon nap or siesta
@ Brain food, Increases intellectual capabilities. Potential to turn any plain Jack or Jill into genius. No need for almonds, Chywanprash or Horlicks!
@After eights, for the connoisseur of chocolates, the finest chocolate with a soft gooey centre for indulgence after dinner. For those with a sweet tooth, there may be no need to pile on the calories of a dessert. But a statutory warning: Only for adults, ages above 18.
@The best stand -up comedy show, boundless wit ‘n’ humour for those who believe laughter is the best medicine, wordplay rivalling George Carlin’s
@Aphrodisiac-cerebral wine distilled from the Rubaiyat and repackaged for this century by no less than the Persian poet Omar Khayyam
@Diving pools, for water enthusiasts with dare enough to drown, swimmers can expect to feel aroused, enamoured ‘n’ lightheaded all at the same time
@Immersion rod, immerse in water ‘n’ heat it to boiling point in a few seconds
@Wine- highly intoxicating, will keep you in spirits night ‘n’ day ‘n’ won’t even show as alcohol content in your bloodstream. Special boon for Teetotallers ‘n’ drivers!
@Teddy-bear- gives soft hugs ‘n’ cuddles. No need for kids (small or big) to visit a toy shop ever again.
@Heater-warms the surrounding air. On the coldest day be warmed up in a jiffy. Can even double up as hand gloves or mittens, for a more personal touch.
@Ladder-mounted, no mountain or tower is unreachable.
@Drill- can penetrate any surface ‘n’ drill holes in any metal
@Writing Mentor-sure shot recovery from writer’s block. A fountain head spouting inspiration ‘n’ ideas in an ever flowing stream of consciousness
@Battery-Duracell, Never be out of power again, lasts long, really long, keeps on going night ‘n’ day, once turned on.
@ Household upholstery-the softest heart shaped cushion to fall on ‘n’ let go
@A sturdy axis, perfect for gay swinging by kids ‘n’ adults alike
@Cupid’s bows ‘n’ arrows- No one is immune. Leave your girlfriend or boyfriend spellbound. Victory assured in all matters of the heart.
@Burning glass- twin convex lenses can concentrate the sun’s rays, heat up the area and ignite the exposed surface
@knife-the sharpest, can cut anything ‘n’ slice it to the core
Precaution: Best not to use or bring near a monastery or convent. Topless dancing ‘n’ a spontaneous striptease by the residents cannot be ruled out.
*I suggest filing for a patent soon!
“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.”- Leonardo Da Vinci
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