Fact or Fiction – Part 3
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Uses of the Greek God.
(In no particular order)
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@An anti -aging cream- apply at bed time and become 10 years younger overnight
@If you are ever tense, it works as a mind ‘n’ muscle relaxant too
-@self realisation short cut, yogis meditating for centuries ‘n’ yet have not found favour with God can avail of immediate levitation and redemption
@natural sleeping pill, the modern man ‘n’ his tired bones are assured of restful sleep several hours every night or a rejevunating afternoon nap or siesta
@ Brain food, Increases intellectual capabilities. Potential to turn any plain Jack or Jill into genius. No need for almonds, Chywanprash or Horlicks!
@After eights, for the connoisseur of chocolates, the finest chocolate with a soft gooey centre for indulgence after dinner. For those with a sweet tooth, there may be no need to pile on the calories of a dessert. But a statutory warning: Only for adults, ages above 18.
@The best stand -up comedy show, boundless wit ‘n’ humour for those who believe laughter is the best medicine, wordplay rivalling George Carlin’s
@Aphrodisiac-cerebral wine distilled from the Rubaiyat and repackaged for this century by no less than the Persian poet Omar Khayyam
@Diving pools, for water enthusiasts with dare enough to drown, swimmers can expect to feel aroused, enamoured ‘n’ lightheaded all at the same time
@Immersion rod, immerse in water ‘n’ heat it to boiling point in a few seconds
@Wine- highly intoxicating, will keep you in spirits night ‘n’ day ‘n’ won’t even show as alcohol content in your bloodstream. Special boon for Teetotallers ‘n’ drivers!
@Teddy-bear- gives soft hugs ‘n’ cuddles. No need for kids (small or big) to visit a toy shop ever again.
@Heater-warms the surrounding air. On the coldest day be warmed up in a jiffy. Can even double up as hand gloves or mittens, for a more personal touch.
@Ladder-mounted, no mountain or tower is unreachable.
@Drill- can penetrate any surface ‘n’ drill holes in any metal
@Writing Mentor-sure shot recovery from writer’s block. A fountain head spouting inspiration ‘n’ ideas in an ever flowing stream of consciousness
@Battery-Duracell, Never be out of power again, lasts long, really long, keeps on going night ‘n’ day, once turned on.
@ Household upholstery-the softest heart shaped cushion to fall on ‘n’ let go
@A sturdy axis, perfect for gay swinging by kids ‘n’ adults alike
@Cupid’s bows ‘n’ arrows- No one is immune. Leave your girlfriend or boyfriend spellbound. Victory assured in all matters of the heart.
@Burning glass- twin convex lenses can concentrate the sun’s rays, heat up the area and ignite the exposed surface
@knife-the sharpest, can cut anything ‘n’ slice it to the core
Precaution: Best not to use or bring near a monastery or convent. Topless dancing ‘n’ a spontaneous striptease by the residents cannot be ruled out.
*I suggest filing for a patent soon!
“The eye sees a thing more clearly in dreams than the imagination awake.”- Leonardo Da Vinci
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Haha.. The precautions were funny.
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glad you enjoyed…don’t go anywhere near a monastery or convent…
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For me the conditions do not hold.. I can do the dance in that way. 😃
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hmm…interesting…
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It is.. Just noticed.
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Interesting post!
So An anti -aging cream relaxes muscles as well?
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thanks…well when you are with a person akin to a Greek God his company has many uses…anti aging, muscle relaxant…etc etc like listed in the post…
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Loved the satire. 😊
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Thank you…
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My pleasure
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You are funny using these for entertainment purposes. I really liked this humour which is good because we all need to laugh and smile !
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thank you very much for the feedback…encouraged to attempt more of humour as a genre too now.. agreed…laughter is the best medicine…happy to help..glad you enjoyed..
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I had never seen that quote before from da Vinci. I do not dream, however. How does one explain the vividness of my imagination with no picture there to be described as vivid! And yet, my imagination is not bound by such concerns. My mind is bound by concept alone.
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thanks for your thoughts..
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Your writing is also very funny and inspiring. Thank you, friend. I enjoyed reading this greatly.
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thank you so much for your feedback…glad you enjoyed…happy to spread some laughs…most welcome…am humbled and encouraged…
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Hello Geet I have nominated you for the Sunshine Blogger Award ! I do know your blog posts are amazing and you deserve to be nominated. Please check out my blog from today !
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Thank you so much…am just a young learner/blogger… thank you for all the positive encouraging feedback…am already following checking your blog… will try to be more regular at it…
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Hello Geet You are a quick learner that is one reason I nominated you for this award. Your posts are very interesting as well. You make us think about what you are saying. We all need to help each other to make great posts for our blogs. Positive encouragement is the way to be with each other Geet. Thank you also for reading & checking my blog out. I also need to be more regular writing my blog again. Have a wonderful weekend my friend
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Thank you so much…well said…most welcome… like wise..
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Thank you Geet
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Welcome
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Entertaining and clever.
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Thank you so much… glad to entertain you…
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OMG… Geet you are really funny, I enjoyed this post a lot
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Thanks a lot … glad to spread some cheer…
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Interesting and entertaining… 🙂
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happy to hear…thank your for reading and commenting…
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